I mean, I’m sure she would.

She named one of the processes after a lubricant used for butt sex. And hashtagged it Gentrify Mordor. I think we can tell.

Ya know...this seems like the type of industry that should be regulated.

Dude, she said she “astro-glides.” Astroglide is a very popular brand of lube used for buttsex. AphC is literally made up in this post - it’s not a real thing. C’mon. She’s in on it.

That sentence defuriated me.

Niacin flush is to blushing what Carolina Ghost Peppers are to Casper the Ghost.

In a sane world, Dems would be the right wing, DemSocs the left wing, and the GOP would have died twenty years ago.  But that’s about the time I decided to grow a goatee, so now I’m realizing we must have dropped into the Mirror Universe somewhere along the line.

It’s a simple message for a simple folk.

Whats hilarious and tragic about our country is you can read this interview and see how thoughtful/intelligent this person is and then read interviews with pretty much any GOP rep at any level of elected government and its full on bible literalism and derp-tastic quotes.

It’s all fun and games until Google suddenly and inexplicably drops support for the kid, like so many other Google products. 😏

They should have at least named him in Indonesian spelling: Gugel.

I mean, bless their hearts, they’re Russians. You’ve just ruled out 80% of their instagram locations.

Star Trek has ZERO problem with black people putting work in (LaForge, Worf, Sisko, Tuvok, Burnham, Idris on the heel turn), but Key as nu-Picard would be HILARIOUS

They should add some oil to it. An oil slick makes a beautiful rainbow, plus it can be set on fire for some neat light effects at night.

Probably getting the massive amount of fire and smoke out of the way so folks can actually go see the movie once the Tiki-torch marchers get tired and go back to french-kissing mayonnaise jars.

Let’s just be thankful 007 isn’t a mermaid.

Get ready for people to lose their shit. 

Up until this point, Lashana Lynch, 31, was best known for her portrayal of pilot Maria Rambeau in Captain Marvel.

I mean most of them are internet tough guys, and then again some of them go on to rent a van and run down people on the side walk, or shoot up a school, or a mosque, or a synagogue, or a church. Anyone making threats should be tracked down and have charges levied against them.

I’m not aware of any arrests or enforcement actions against people who make such threats, except when it happens to Members of Congress.