I had an infestation in a shitty building I lived in many years ago. I was washing dishes and saw one run across the counter. I hacked it in half with the knife I had in my hand, and THE FRONT HALF KEPT RUNNING. Worse, I saw the front half again a few days later and it was still alive. WHAT THE FUCK.

It’s really REALLY hard to be the self proclaimed Princess of Arizona, you guys. 

For the ones that are visible, my WW2 era flamethrower has never let me down.

This is perfect casting. Halle’s vocals and her innocence is perfect for this role.

I LOL’d at the racists thinking that a mythological creature has a race. Also, casting Ariel as a black girl makes perfect sense, her story is all about wanting to be “part of that world” and being excluded whilst trying to assimulte.…

Yes, I always said Ariel is an anthropologist! She has always wanted to go study the land and the human stuff, Eric is just a catalyst. She finally sees some humans up close, they’re having a fun looking party and don’t seem to be monsters at all, then she actually gets to rescue a pretty one, so being a teen she…

OK. I think I get what you're saying but just to be clear, what you're saying is that Idris Elba is going to play King Triton. 

Has racist twitter’s head exploded yet?

So maybe arrest whoever shot her and actually killed her child?

Ok so, I feel like that’s a very surface reading of the film.

I still haven’t read anywhere about what Jones did that would merit Jemison using deadly force against her. “Altercation” doesn’t say much, and the fact that it hasn’t been elaborated on makes me strongly suspect she didn’t do jack squat other than maybe yell at Jemison...which in these idiots’ minds somehow means…

She’s a terrible actress; absolutely deserved that Razzie for Catwoman

Reminds me of this gal:

Twitter tracked down The Licker’s name and location. Why she didn’t see that coming is beyond me. People are terrible, but she crossed a universal line. 

Nope, not cute. Not to be commended. She Ariana Grande’ed that shit and left it for someone else to spend money on and eat. Nope.

*scrapes top layer of ice cream out of the container*

I wondered the same thing. Apparently it’s like a super heavy duty hospital gown and is worn instead of normal clothes rather than over them. It’s made of a heavy quilted fabric that can’t be torn or rolled into a noose. 

What exactly did I say that was wrong? Midsummer was on June 22. Therefore, a June 21 release date would perfect. Both statements are factually correct.  The fact that Swedes celebrate Friday (which would be the release date) rather than Saturday is an irrelevant bit of trivia here, because if the movie came out on…

Yes. And, to be clear, not just jealous in some general sense, but, um . . .

The thing that just irrationally upsets me about this movie is that it should have came out on June 24th.

This is like if Independence Day had originally released on July 11th or something.

Don’t name a move after a day if you’re not going to release it on that day.

God damn marketers.