I thought White House chefs went in and out with the Presidents, but Professor Wikipedia tells me other otherwise. The current Executive Chef, Cristeta Comerford (a woman born in the Philippines, Trump must love that) has been there since 2005, and her predecessor lasted 11 years. Imagine going from W to Obama to now…

Reading Obama’s and Trump’s descriptions of the white house is like comparing a $150 steak dinner to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. And not even the fun spiral shaped macaroni. The little fucking elbows shapes. Fuck those elbows, and fuck Trump.

Okay, butthead. I’ll help you move.

Oh crap. He absolutely will have a portrait painted of himself, and it will be YUGE. Possibly even a mural of his amazing achievements covering an entire wall. What would a new, incoming president DO? :0

I cannot stress this enough to Trump, he does not have to stay at the White House at all or ever darken Washington DC with his presence again. It’s simple, “I resign the presidency effective immediately,” sign and date it.

He’s like a character out of a Dickens novel.

Not a surprise. He has no interest in history that is not about him and his idea of good taste is frou-frou gilt on everything and his name in giant illuminated letters.

Chelsea is fast becoming The Mistress of Shade. Love it:D

“The Center for American Progress Action Fund’s website IsTrumpAtMarALago.org estimates that Trump’s weekend vacations at Mar-a-Lago have already cost taxpayers $29 million.”

Y’all remember when Bush 2.0 was sitting in there and we were having “respect the office” shoved down our throats every fucking day?

Just for visual reference:

“In response to Trump’s remark, Chelsea Clinton went high”

He’s going to install a guilded sculpture of parrots fucking in the Oval Office, isn’t he?

It’s a play on the “Gee, thanks obama” during his presidency. This is meant to satirizing those who scapegoated Obama (but this time with Trump) as the cause of problems for which he has little or no influence.

Consider, you get hired by someone to do a certain task.

Any work related activity is a tourist visa violation and you get major fuck in the ass by uncle sam if you do that... unless you’re the wife of the twitter in chief:

The answer is always “I am here for meetings”.

If you keep it docked after use in sleep mode this problem doesn’t happen it’s when you hard power the unit off.

Because the battery itself isn’t faulty. The issue is more a matter of desynchronization between the battery and the software, thus displaying the battery percentage incorrectly.

It, ironically, sounds like instructions for a fake cheat code in a Nintendo game. Like getting the triforce in OoT. Recharge your battery twelve times, on the FIFTH time, you have to stand on one leg until it hits exactly 79%. At this point you have to run a straight mile with a sketchy cat strapped into a baby…