Brady Kilpatrick, 24, who was sentenced for possession of controlled substance, drug paraphernalia, and marijuana; Larry Inman Jr, 29, who allegedly received stolen property and attempted to elude authorities; Ethan Pearl, 24, who allegedly resisted arrest, obstructed government operations, possessed drug…

His parents sure called it from day one with that name.

Security concerns-the cells don’t lock. Id say that’s a security priority?

The reward for information about 4 escaped convicts is $500? I don’t think you could get a kindergartner to turn in a fellow child for that measly amount.

Especially since he had to provide contact information in his litter. They could have just mailed him the fines as they discovered new bottles.

Take out a personal ad.

50 women picked up gargabe out of a river, read the romantic note attached, and thought, “Yeah this doesn’t sound like it’s gonna get me murdered, let’s go for it!”

lol the Scottish do not fuck around when it comes to trash/litter, especially on public beaches. How on Earth did this guy not see this coming as a direct result of his actions? (And a much more likely one than finding a significant other.)

2,000 bottles?

I feel for you. That’s not a great name, though.

Right?! Romantic would be 1 bottle. 2000 is law of mass action. Just ask out every person you meet then, someone will say yes.

You’re lucky that you caught that within fifteen minutes. I’ve been on the receiving end of an “oh shit, I missed that, time to edit” and then realized Kinja doesn’t allow edits after a very brief period of time.

I am a big believer in pretending I did not see such things as stray hairs in food I am very excited to eat.

If you ever watch those, “I Survived” tv shows there are people who survive like 3 shots to the head and 5 to the body somehow. Humans can be crazy lucky/resilient sometimes and other times slip, break their neck and die just walking down 3 steps.

I always wonder, how the fuck did he survived 7 stabs to the fucking face and neck (not that I’m complaining, it’s awesome that he lived) but just like... Was he stabbing him with a Spork or what?

Is this considered against the rules, or just a shift in tactics?

I would only trust a Disney cruise at this point. Disney is so fucking dedicated to their brand, they would never, ever let a ship full of kids turn into a poop apocalypse.

I read that headline as LOSING the boat. As in misplacing it. I was really excited to hear how the hell they managed that...

Wow I read that headline completely wrong. I thought the boat was lost at sea.

I assume Gamer Tech Events will follow through on their promise to guarantee their investors an extra hour in the ball pit?