Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

I had this thought at first. She could have done the same thing auto or manual, but if it weren’t a manual transmission she would have been in the back seat or trunk rather than driving because the kidnappers would have been able to drive it.

You didn’t already know this. Perry is a terrible choice, but all of Trump’s choices seem to be designed to destroy their agencies. So far, they haven’t been able to accomplish much.

Embrace single payer, work for fairness in taxation, demand defense cuts, banking regulation, monopoly protections, campaign finance reform, union rights, voting rights, equality and protection for all citizens, immigration reform, demilitarization of the police, demilitarization of foreign policy, and for fuck’s sake…

Christina Aguilera did triplets better.

When my parents visited from Ohio, they were absolutely squicked out by jumping into a Lyft for the first time. My mom said ‘So we’ just going to hop in the back of some dude’ accura?’

He then allegedly locked the door, dropped his shorts and began masturbating in front of her, demanding that she touch him and “taste it”. He ignored her pleas to stop, shoved his tongue into her mouth and eventually ejaculated into a trashcan, according to the lawsuit.

Gravy is gonna be her nickname.

At least the mom isn’t named Gravity (for another 25 years or so?)

Only the “recommend stories” is helping me piece this together, you magnificent troll Bobby Finger.

I am very happy to have an update on them.

No! You’re not. Are they hair models?

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

That red wig does not suit her at all.

lmfao, this is terrible.

She is the British Anson Elk...what’s his freakin name? *Google* Oh, finally, Ansel Elgort.

I’m kinda astounded that someone can cry and yet still look completely expressionless like that.

Oh honey. No.