There are several of these anti-Obama care videos on the DHHS Youtube page. What the fuck is happening to our government?!!

I found the eyebrow woman on a U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services video, along with other “victims” of Obamacare. Uh...should the USDHHS be allowed to make political propaganda videos?

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I don’t believe a word that motherfucker says.

You can call her an idiot without misgendering her, come on. Don’t be a bigot, just call her the privileged dumbfuck that she is.

Fuck him and fuck his shiksa daughter ‘logging on after shavuot.’ Don’t @ me.

“You can’t kill our queers!!!! Only we can kill our queers!!!!”

Important statistic for consideration:

Draft-dodging, pro-war coward tells patriotic volunteers to go fuck themselves. Just when you thought America had already shit the bed 50 times . . .

NOBODY hates twilight more than “RPatz”*. there used to be a tumblr devoted to him ripping on it, sadly, it has been taken over by some sort of spambot. it was a thing of hilarity and beauty! for example, when asked what he stole as a parting gift from the set he said “my dignity”. lololol! also, this lovely…

“Maybe he won’t rape me if I look weird,” is eyebrow intern’s whole thought process.

HOW does someone draw that shit on their face and think “nailed it. Let’s get this day STARTED.” And walk out the door. With fucking long division for eyebrows

We’re all sad.

Her grace, intellect, and beauty make this unending travesty of a current administration all the more painful.

FOUND IT! or at least this is a similar one. From the blog:

Team RPatz. These are people who have gone out of their way for years to make his life incredibly difficult. They spew racist hate at his girlfriend* constantly and there is just no way that doesn’t take a toll on his relationship.

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From what he’s saying, he’s had to structure his whole life, even his relationships, around avoiding invasive stalkers who follow his every move. He did his job well and moved on (like the most of the rest of the world) but he still has to look over his shoulder, for who knows how long. Maybe forever? That sucks.

My former manager’s daughter (who worked mostly remotely) would come in for a visit every now and then, and would tell anyone who listened how much she loved Twilight movies and how all the stars knew her and loved her and she was best friends with them.

RPatz had people scratching their necks open and offering to let him drink. Dude is allowed to be freaked out for forever over that.