We need Anker to start building electric shavers.

We need Anker to start building electric shavers.

That’s a thing now, with the eyebrows. The other day, when I went for my doctor’s appointment, the receptionist, an otherwise-attractive young woman probably in her early 20s, had her eyebrows done exactly like Groucho Marx used to do, when he would shave his real eyebrows and then draw thick fake ones with black…

Frack. Of course you are right.

He could have voted no by staying home. He’s coming back to vote yes.

But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

Senator McCain, now is your time to shine.

I’m way more distracted by the national embarrassment’s EXTRA brassy new “hair” situation! Is this the work of The Mooch’s hair & makeup person? Or trump

Agree. I was raised Episcopalian and we were basically just superstitious atheists.

Jesus, those are some fucking meth brows.

That woman had beautiful eyebrows... Until Obamacare took them and grafted them onto an illegal immigrant.

From today- “They run out they say death, death, death — well Obamacare is death. That’s the one that’s death,” Trump said from the Roosevelt Room.

I generally consider Baptists, reformed and Pentecostals to be evangelical protestants and Methodists, Lutherans, and Episcopalians to be “normal” protestants. It may seem like I am splitting hairs, but I never had a Methodist, Lutheran, or Episcopalian pastor tell me my gay cousin was going to hell, I’m sinning…

Plus, he wasn’t even in the office on 9/11.

“Over 7,000 Catholic nuns..”

I can’t believe found Obama time to make Americans suffer under his care while simultaneous planning 9/11. What a truly great President we had.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about what nuns think. In his mind they’re all just broads who were too ugly to find a husband.

Yeah but does it crop, rotate and resize?! THAT’S ALL I CARE ABOUT

1. suck hard