Ugh. No wonder people have unrealistic expectations of love and togetherness. Other guys never even had a shot with you because you had an odd obsession solely because you refused to mature emotionally. On the other hand, he fucked his way through a few towns, then when he got bored knew he always had a backup plan…

My high school sweetheart and I were supposed to be married, but she was killed by a drunk driver

So Brian is awesome with a dick like a python....but... and I hate to interrupt you... can Jez get its own thread on the new Dr Who? This is like... a Massive Lady Event... IT’S BEEN 52 YEARS.

If that were a thing, I’d like to donate a few more healthy, vigorous years to SC Justices RBG and Kennedy.

Maybe I’m making this about myself but I wish there were some kind of lifetime exchange market where I could donate some of my time to exceptional people who can make real contributions. Then my life could be more exceptional by extension? This isn’t fair when there are still a bunch of mediocre assholes roaming the…

Thank you for sharing this. Maryam’s passing is hitting the math community pretty hard. Cancer can go ahead and divide by zero.

Oh, Hello Cancer.

I cannot tell you how breathtakingly wonderful this was.

The Tokyo Toni story - She is vile. Seriously, shame on her.

I wonder if jade eggs will become the new sign that a couple is going steady. “Yeah, we’re serious. He gave me an egg. I’ve got it in right now.”

Wait wait wait wait wait... Blac Chyna’s mom’s name is *Tokyo Toni*? Why she didn’t name her daughter Shanghai Sally then? What is uh, what is behind these names?

So,Tamacoochi then?

Aw, I wish you had just described/linked the Tokyo Toni video. Even the warning isn’t intense enough for how foul she is being. :(

Capaldi is a fucking phenomenal actor let down for three years of Steven “look at me and my big ego” Moffat who treated the show like a sidegig to his Sherlock thing (which also nosedived once he and Gatiss chose to add their own stuff to it).

I might actually start watching again. I mean, I really love Peter Capaldi, but you can only watch so many attractive white guys saving the universe before you just call it quits.

They finally fucking did it.

Fuck EVERYONE but your dad and brother in that story. Who the hell laughs at and steals candy from a crying kid???

My most painful memory from that time in my life didn’t involve romance but Halloween.

Call him out. Point out the irony. REVEL in it. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiiit.