Sounds like the the LDS New Era which produced gems like this and which my mom subscribed me to for my entire teenagehood

Yes. Boys grow into men and girls grow into bigger girls who must be managed by men.

Her future husband that she just wrote a ghost letter to?

Ladies, help me out ... What are classy button covers? If I’m to believe the church to English translation in the article classy means modest. So are uncovered buttons immodest? 😐

That Jesus is definitely 100% one of the Tender Men discussed in another Jezebel post today. Beware of him.

I think the reason why they aren’t having an online presence is because they are trying to protect themselves from the endless mockery and legitimate critiques that would obviously ensue. It’s easier to propagate harmful nonsense when you only deliver paper copies into homes that already agree with your message.

I want a t-shirt that says “I survived I Kissed Dating Goodbye” on the front and “& What the Devil’s Wrong With Rock & Roll” on the back.

I know that antidepressants can put those under 25 at risk for suicidal ideation- my suggestion that depressed teens need medical treatment doesn’t necessarily include the use of medication. Psychiatrists can evaluate them and direct them towards licensed therapists who practice evidenced-based methods of treatment…

I like Simple Grace because it almost always has Jesus Leto on the cover.

The only Brio we have ever been exposed to, thank the deity/dieties/universe/42/whatever.

Yes! I had also had “I Kissed Dating Goodbye!” Were you exposed to “Sex, Lies... and The Truth?” Basically where James Dobson tells you that if you have sex before you’re married, you’re going to get AIDS. And it will all be your fault for being such a slutty sluttington, or God forbid, a gay!

For me it was OK Computer on headphones under the blankets on mushrooms. I was convinced that Radiohead had recorded the entire album just so I could have that amazing experience.

Basically the difference is some magazines ready girls for adulthood while others, like Brio, influence them to stay childish forever.

If a person is a person of faith and they want a Judeo-Christian perspective on issues relevant to that audience, they’re not going to find it in the pages of Teen Vogue or Seventeen.

Can we start a GoFundMe for the return of Sassy?

Were you? Seemingly, you have no guilt or inadequacy issues...

I’ve always wanted to drop acid but could never find a source I trusted. I’m the kind of guy who only started smoking weed when i could walk into a store and buy some.

And why are the people advocating microdosing always like, middle aged?

These just keep on getting better and better