I hate Daylight Savings Time with every fiber of my being.

My state has arbitrary liquor laws that prevent you from buying alcohol past a certain time. I wanted to get some last night but it was too late, then I realized we had gone back in time an hour. It was a halloween miracle. Daylight savings is okay in my book.

It’s because you’ve basically made every person in the society jetlagged, and they are tired and hit things with their cars, etc.

As a cat co-owner, I’m convinced they totally know how our world works and simply screw with us just for shits and giggles.

It's not quite here, but it's coming.

I love the “attack the messenger trying to avoid the message” bit.

“Here is the message: It is factually true that women have been hit very hard by progressive policies.”

“But this is what the liberal media always does, it attacks the messenger trying to avoid the message,” she said. “Here is the message: It is factually true that women have been hit very hard by progressive policies.”

Am I the only one that feels re: this and Ghostbusters, that I would vastly prefer a brand new movie that casts women? Rather than the weird, gimmicky, "lets make the same movie only this time we will take lady money!"

Perhaps. But it’s been proven that even in cases in which women work as many or more hours then men, they’re still expected to do the housework.

Not really.

Yes, but practically speaking, if your wife isn’t exhausted and stressed out from two full time jobs — one of which pays nothing and is massively undervalued — then you are, in fact, likely to get more sex. Because she’s no longer exhausted and stressed beyond her limits.

Yep. I lucked out, because my husband is very, very involved with doing household chores and is also a good cook, so we pretty much split everything evenly (well, except for laundry - since I hate it, he does most of it and as a trade I primarily clean the toilets and such. I’m weird, whatever).

Can we just agree that sex shouldn’t even factor into it? “Men’s work” and “Women’s work” is a silly concept. Sometimes the man will be better at repairing the house or fixing the car, and sometimes the woman will be. Sometimes the woman will be better at cooking and cleaning and sometimes the man will be. But setting…

I watched a kid in my apartment building’s laundry room dump an entire, overflowing scoop of powdered oxiclean stain remover into the liquid detergent dispenser one day. I was going to say something, but then it was too late and also it’s not my responsibility to teach random 20 year olds how to not ruin washing…

And she didn’t starve.

I’m with you so much. Can we all just agree that this whole genre of “men suck at domestic things” is just fucking awful. Like, I am a man. I also like to make sure the kitchen is reasonably clean, and years of living without a dishwasher means I’m 100% okay with washing dishes on my own.

Oh god, 30 Rock had the best ending of a sitcom in decades. I like Kimmy Schmidt, but it will never replace 30 Rock in my heart.

As far as titles go, Our Brand Is Crisis is one of the worst I've ever read.