10) Apple Pippin
9) LaserActive
8) ActionMax
7) Philips CD-i
6) 3DO Interactive Multiplayer
5) Sega 32X
4) Atari Jaguar
3) Gizmondo
2) game.com
1) Virtual Boy

HOTY! (Header Of The Year)

He looks like John Carpenter after a weekend bender.

If I send a dildo to the Kotaku offices can you have Leo take a look at it?

These all look amazing. Huge fan of Adventure Time and these sound fantastic. Personally, for me, "Dammit Jerry." looks like a ton of fun so that would be my pick.

So 30 dollars for 4ish hours of gameplay is bad, but 60 for 8ish hours for games such as Bioshock Infinite and Tomb Raider is GOTY material?

Oh god, that eye.

"Brick Killed a Guy!" I lost it.

That's not bad. Misuse of those is bad.

Bear Spear:

Alternately:

Bwaaaa gawd!! Don't do it, Wolverine! Don't do it!!!

That building just happened to be Valve's office.

Forget wrist blades, elbow blades are where it's at!