FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT PLAY THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME x________x

Lmao at Owen's "God, what am I doing, kill me now" expression before he's even gotten to his main workout.

Dat Zan II tho...

I came here to say the same thing and oh my god I love you mang.

Girls.

I couldn't even begin to tell you why I watched that whole video.

THE POINT IS...I'm a jackass, apparently.

Stay on your goddamn PC, then.

Am I stupid, or did that not really explain why we would have to check in every 24 hours to play games, online or not?

I think this marketing tidbit will make more sense when they announce their partnership with Fleshlight.

Cue "HERE'S JOHNNY!" pic of xbox controller busting through the door

Seriously, did anyone hear Keifer Sutherland actually voice Snake in the video?

Grandma's excited about becoming a digital cougar and skyping with some CoD boys.

...is there ever going to be a point where people who find these types of things wrong with games ever propose a solution, or make a game of their own? I'm not saying I don't care about their feelings, but it is hard for me to put myself in their shoes. Maybe one day I'll be able to, but right now all I see is a lot…

Why the hell can't people just be excited for a game any more?