Lettuce relish Smith's arrogance

BeaverClown

To summarize: the AL East lost its mojo when Nick Punto got traded.

Incredible display of POISE

Abe & Pooies

Kindly email this to him: emmett.burns@house.state.md.us

You're with me, many more years of insufferableness

Rob was just encouraging that gentleman to spit on Jerry Jones's glasses.

The Yelp reviews for the "Rock Bottom Restaurant" in Boston aren't so kind. Take note:

Is there a lecture room somewhere named Spencer Hall?

Secretly, they can't wait to go back to hating the Pats and having more free time to dote on their precious, dipshit Red Sox.

mosquito

Gio Gonzalez?

Ever drink bong water?

+1

It actually may happen. These people are nuts.

Pumpkin UFO. Perhaps a bit premature, but it's going down nicely.

Christ. I hope there isn't internet access at the Centre County Correctional Facility.

Swisher whip it out in front of Minka Kelly? He strikes me as a bro who would definitely do that.

Two separate incidents in which Terrell Owens was suspected of attempted suicide - one in 2006 and the other just last October. Legitimate accidents, as his PR team swears, or real cries for help?