@maharani: I think my dog is part an incarnate of Quagmire from Family Guy!

@cait98: Maybe I should do a JWOWW/Snookie move and send an anonymous letter to her lol!

@cait98: My lips have been shut since the incident. That's why I said I don't want to be the shyt starter.

@reenelk: This guy is 50 yrs old. Not much of a social life, rarely drinks, straight as an arrow and very conservative.

@maharani: At times my dog shakes my hand without me even prompting him.

Scenario:

@umami: I feel guilty for having gone the "teh kittez" route.

@umami: They froze teh kitteh? That's coldz!

@BabyJane: She probably looks down on Reunite wines as well!

@jastle: The (now) Brown Rat...

@Dangling Modifier: Hearted for the cane shaking comment.

@funchefchick: Pretty fucked up I'm sure.

@cisum88note: Right ye are!

Monsieur Moniker and I were heading to a party when he decided to take an alternative route (because he's the man).

@PontiusPirate: Someone's on prey mode....

@7shades: Smarmy antipodean: Ha ha! Good one.

I let my grandma drive me when I go on my weekend benders.

@TheGreekGeek: WIN!

@oldscrumby: Cuckoooooo for realz!

@brightpeonies: Anything that touches her crotch is fair game...jeans, shorts.