Or girls...we live in modern times ya know.
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MynameisMoniker
MynameisMoniker
You made me Gooogle ‘narwhal tusk’ and now I feel smarter. Read more
Key word - little things.
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So, somebody must be new to Gawker.
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Don’t deny it....TREAT YO’SELF!
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And as long as my opposable thumbs can steer my car, I will drive your ungrateful ass back to the the shelter.
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What the cat doesn’t realize that it’s not really tuna but chicken of the sea.
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You mean the litterbox? It has been compromised. Abort mission..abort!!
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Correction - Whatever helps you hiss at night.
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I give you all the stars in Gawkersphere...and my virginity as well.
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I live in Iowa..there was no need for them to send the treadmill there. All they needed to do was find her work in a farm. Settled.
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Not in the land of the free and the home of the Braves surely!
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She probably thought you called her a Presbyterian.
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But the female is strong as hell.
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Correction - I’m sorry, sir, the dolphin is out of the kitchen.
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Not that I like it but bone broth is actually good for you. Where I’m from, they make bone soup for women who just had babies..helps with milk production...don’t ask me how but it does.. Read more
Sadly I did not get to do the tent experience when I was there in Dec 2013 but it’s on my list for sure and I’m part Masai btw! From my mother’s side. Did you get to see them do the dnce where they jump really high in the air? The visual of the screaming goats is hilarious! Read more
But SPF in regards to this drink will stand for what? Shit Per Fart?
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Thank your mama for cleansing your colon out STAT.
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