@brightpeonies: I would rub habanero peppers in her underwear and watch the bitch itch & burn.....

@Malle.Babbe: Skee-balls? How appropriate lol!

@MunkaMunka: My spaghetti is all over my damn keyboard from laughing mid chewing!!!

@xpenley: I'm not a violent person and don't condone it.

@bookling: Awesome story...permission to use ASSBUTT?

@MFPDH: Kudos to the Spanish pop songs. Hilarious!

@harveyjane: As a female who's black as well, I apologize...

@oldscrumby: How do you mark your territory with bleach?

@bobella is owltastic!: I need you in my house next Halloween.

@katidid: Love it love love it!

@heyitsmle: @i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: It kills the buzz of the thrill of the chase...at least that's how I reason it out.

@VTachy: They even come in a four pack ( the horror!!)

@Future Cat Lady of America: (see Windex) that's what ripped abs smell like.

@toxicrocker: is an EGALITARIAN!: They're both bad and they can both be bought at ANY gas station!

@Future Cat Lady of America: I'm thinking of dumping it out and toppin git with water!

@cand86: Ready...1....2...SHOVE!!

@missbossypants: Hahahaha I have to agree with you on that, disturbing as it may be.

We have two medicine cabinets in the bathroom. His & hers. Today I happened to look in his and I came across THIS.

@Nell_fersher: She said, and I quote...she has friends who are fatter than she is.

Tell me how fucked up this is. My in law of sorts and I went to watch a cage fight downtown yesterday.