@El_Gato: You & me both. Everytime. Without fail.

@OLD GREG: Jet Blue logo.

@TheDrip: *insert non believing face with stupid grin* mmmmhhhhmm....

@iheartalex: Coz they want a taste of the man action too. That's why.

@TheDrip: And by had, you mean had relations with?

@youthinkyouknow: What you said, couldn't have summed it up better.

@iheartalex: You call it sodomy, I call it sweet sweet poopy hole love making.

@Lucia Toledo: His opening line.

@kappakappaspankme: Not in this day & age.

He slipped out of the plane & slid into his boyfriends...

@vitajex: Winner!

@saintbernadette: He probably yells at his mum to come to the basement to spell check.

@Mekklesack: That's for the Justin Biebers ilk.

Made out with pne of the trainers at the gym, loved it!

@Mekklesack: Well true, or just pretend you're sleep talking & say crazy shit like how you would like to cut off his dick & throw it in the blender...you know...off the wall, what the fuck kind of shit.

@Mekklesack: What? Is he Jesus?

@badluckgirl: Secret clinical. Put it on at night after a shower. Works wonders!

@PintoBeans misses MizJenkins: For me it's not so much about being conscious but the pain. I fear that I would walk out mid session & as a result, have a mullet/mohawk ? style for pubes.

@Acquanetta: Wait, what? that's freaking hilarious!

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