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@Sukie: Ooooh.... never mind then.

@Sukie: Sukie, that was Bill Compton!

@emtguy05: Genius. When I'm single again, I'm using that line.

@lucumadespistada: You should have...just for the heck off it and to also mark it off as whatever number on the 'things you must do before you die' check list.

@Nick: He mustn't, he is awesome.

@PinkSoxHat: If you sell gazillions of Avon products, then YES.

@LuckyChuck: I could have sworn I saw you sign the no texting pledge on Oprah. You pledge breaker!

@mottie: Hey now, I drive a Nissan Altima 3.5 SE, manual transmission, and I frequent none of the above mentioned places.

@kbrook: A moronic engineer who's into giving women 'facials' that's who!

@BlueMorpho: But your skins will be moisturized. You're missing the (marketing) point.

@divinelioness: You can rent Fabio for your long trips. he has great man hands that will do wonders on your aching back & doesn't talk much.

@Scandinavian Flick: For that price, you could have gotten yourself three mules & a top of the line (Amish) carriage.

@whoneedslight: Don't you start with the smear campaign woman!