@BabyJane: You speak my language ; )

@DorothyZbornak: what site?

@BabyJane: I was trying to figure what was off with the dress but you nailed it, you Versace you!

@Alys Brangwin razzle dazzles 'em: Mufasaress?

@pantybuns: I'm assuming down the aisle in some 24 hr chapel, in Vegas.

That's not a dramatic dress, that's a hot mess!

@loosesealbluth: If only they had Youtube then and had dared him to show you how he did it.

@morninggloria: *waves hands*

@m. Bohème: Now that's one classy dame says me.

Now that's sexist & very unequal opportunity like.

I would have played along, gotten his #, posted an ad on CL with the same heading as his note.

@TurdBlossom: But we live in the new era of no privacy. Just ask Fuckerburg.

You know there'll be a surge of phone excerpts on Craig.slists Missed Connections.

@tee_and_symphony: I just got winded looking at the pic.

@No.Wave: Yap, just what I knew all along....USDA certified crazy!

@dinergirl: I wonder what Al Sharpton thinks of her hair...

@No.Wave: You need to find a Kinkos ASAP!

To my crazy Kelly,

@Michael Bauser: Ha! She probably thinks the CONTROL key is enemy number one!

@Delta Sierra: Trust you me. Axe is like a gazillion steps up from Bod & Brut.