Bridezilla will take my beard off my cold dead face. you can tell your groomsmen / maids what to wear but you ask them to trim, not get rid of, a defining facial feature.

more like 8 out of 17 Sundays except there will be at least one special meeting London next year

and all the movies after that are the avengers with cars / jason borne

hit up /r/pokemontrades on reddit and you can usually find someone who can do a tradeback for evolution sake

Ive got boxes of Fennekin and Froaike breedjects with good IVs just for this purpose

will this be only for sun and moon because I have been farming random nature Arceus and Meloettas for the past week and a half and would like to at least make one person’s day on christmas

Cutler? too cheep.

I came to the same conclusion after trying for a shiny mewtwo earlier this year. it just isnt worth the time.

maybe because pokemon Bank isnt going to be avaliable to transfer dittos into sun and moon until January at the earliest? it also could be that Ditto doesnt naturally spawn ingame

I think the 3DS slim is $100 on black friday

I will agree that when I started X I would have preferred a female Fennikin to start with but in the end I was able to get one with the right IVs and nature through breeding. It doesn’t take that long to get to that point right?

a halcyon day when you would just draw a dick on dry erase boards to indicated your roommate troubles

I lived in Worcester MA when the Giants beat the Pats in 2011. My car had NY plates and I left the party to find my tires slashed. really good representation of the type of people who root for this team

thinking about how Ash has only captured about 80 of the roughly 700 extant pokemon is also a bit annoying. I don't get why they don't give an effective protagonist like Red in pokemon origins who actually figures the whole battling and capturing thing out. he even lays the smackdown on Mewtwo and its freaking…

If Bran returns he will be the ruler of Winterfel but since he is technically presumed dead Sansa has the right to rule in his place

I’ve been to a few planets with the same gimmick. You know, sometimes it’s called the cleansing or the red time. There was this one world that called it just murder night.

I can’t wait for Drew to write the Why Your Team Sucks for the Seahawks. When I was 5 I decided I liked the team solely because I thought their mascot had the best colors and for years I remember that was the only good thing about them (Shawn Alexander being a close second). then they started winning and the fans got…

we can chart the exact moment he switched from beer to scotch

he’s suicidal as to be expected

my GF has her friends over watching a movie in the other room. they just herd me insane rage to insane jubilation in the course of 2 minutes