The only time I support the death penalty is when a writer prefaces a dollar amount with "$" and still writes "dollars" afterward, i.e. "a reported $500 million dollars up front."

And having the defense step up on any of the drives in which the Chiefs squandered a 28-point lead wouldn't have been any more helpful in getting Kansas City a win... no, 20 seconds to win the game would have been the difference. STUPID ANDY REID, FIRE HIS ASS ALREADY!

God damn you for getting me to read all the way through this and not getting a Robert Evans MVP update for my effort.

Anyone who watched "The Walking Dead" prior to Season 3 knows that Reedus' Daryl has been a central character since the beginning. Merle's return in Season 3 certainly elevated Rooker's profile on the show, but Reedus is unquestionably the fan favorite and will continue as such for most of the series' run since the…

This could be straight out of a Murnau film.

I'm putting 80 percent of Jonah Hill's scenes in "The Wolf of Wall Street" over any part of "This Is The End."

Except Duncan Jones is directing it and he's done some decent movie-film work, namely "Moon" and "Source Code."

Mr. Johnson is under contract through 2016, and I certainly don't think any amount of bad locker room mojo would motivate whoever is GM to ship him away from his only NFL home for what would end up being a second round pick at best.

Key word being "remembers," as in a remembrance, a memory. Or maybe I'm the only weirdo who has no cognitive memories from within the womb.

Nobody under 50 remembers where they were when Kennedy was assassinated.

There aren't enough Persona stories on this site.

There's a mention of "horrible injury" on a basketball post and yet no Kevin Ware pics waiting for me in the comments? There is some game in serious need of steppin' up.

Live yo life.

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So did the ref throw up the TD hands early or pull them down super quickly?

It bears mentioning that Grosvenor House is the same hotel referenced in Sexy Beast:

I have written a "Mein Kampf" style treatise in my mind based on the anger I feel based on HOW FUCKING SLOW this GIF's animation is.

Too cool for school.

Have you ever been hit by a chyron? It hurts like hell.