MyUncleJerry
MyUncleJerry
MyUncleJerry

Lead Texture Artist: Tyler Durden

Honestly, that’s fine by me.

Pluto is the bacon of planets.

Not true, at least for me. I’d be uncomfortable condemning anyone if the only evidence of wrongdoing was second and third-hand rumors, and if the supposed sources of those accusations started directly refuting them.

RATBRAINS! Stay AWAY FROM THIS HUBBARDITE... wait... what is this??? A KINJA GLITCH, a TYPO, or an IMPOSTOR?!?!?!?!

Yeah, I have full panic attacks when I see anyone with their faces covered for any reason. Even someone in too much makeup can make me uneasy. I’m so glad I haven’t been been surrounded by jerks who throw on masks just to scare me.

Coincidentally, my bachelor party was six guys dressed like Columbo, getting handies in an alley behind a Dave and Busters - from a tired hooker we found on Craigslist...

Wasn’t this established... years ago? Like, almost immediately after the story became a thing? To the point where every time it comes up here or Jezebel it seemed like the authors were purposely ignoring Kirkman’s clarification just to bait a reaction?

Rolls for “nope”.

GlitterbombGF and I were food shopping yesterday, and when we were loading the groceries in the car, there was some little shitbag doing back handsprings in the parking lot next to her mom’s car. Just back handspring after back handspring on an endless loop. She may have been part GIF.

I’ve been doing CrossFit for 3 years (yes, I’m fully aware that I’m a giant jock strap) and finally got my first strict pull up about 3 months ago. RIDICULOUSLY hard. I can do 8 chin ups and now 3 pull ups, but that’s on a good day. And I can’t do one chest-to-bar pull up and I’m pretty sure I never will.

I worked out with a trainer for two years and was down to about 19% body fat and the closest I ever got was doing one on the assisted machine with a 30lb counterweight. So basically you are a pull-up hero to me.

Pullups are stupid difficult if you haven’t trained specifically for them/ are overweight.

Little kids are the best with their fearless running & jumping skills.

“This is what we’ve trained for, boys. Jerry can’t throw anything worse at us than what McGuinness just dropped into the shit slit.”

He’s a great argument for a higher capital gains tax

In the case of rocket launches, I would consider Thomas Edison,

Exactly why I no longer kneel during the anthem. I don’t want to disrespect the drone barges.

The true heroes are the drone barges. Those things are tanks that just kept on taking beatings until someone finally figured out how to do it right.