They were being chased by local authorities who later noted “it was pretty neck and neck there for a bit”.

Two giraffes? How do you saunter out of a warehouse with two taxidermy giraffes?

Its what I say to my BF after period sex.

I don’t understand why people have positive nostalgia about Full House. The show was terrible and all it was good for was filler until Boy Meets World was on- even then Boy Meets World didn’t get good until they got to Highschool and Eric achieved peak doofus.

Don’t you mean it’s Land’s End Times?

Hootch.

“I felt so cared for, and so respected.”

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

Teri / Ballgown 2016

“Don, deciding between Hillary Clinton and John Kasich”

I am convinced that Cowboy is just stalking the press, I have seen him on three different sites and quoted on NPR. I’m actually very worried about him, what will he do after today?

A line I heard on NPR this morning, from a (dead serious) New Hampshire woman describing how they differ from Vermont denizens:

I mean, she’s not wrong. So that already puts her well above most of our presidential candidates.

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

It is absolutely based in reality. They want privilege for their kids and hell on anyone who is “different”. This is just the usual, “we’re not lower class like those ____”.

“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying…

“I think for us as moms, we want opportunities for our kids. I think a big piece for my children is college debt. Not that I want the government to pay anything, but I think somehow the system has to be reworked a little bit. It’s too expensive.”

George W Bush who was there to watch his brother crash and burn:

most afraid: of winter behind the wall

Teri for president!