Calvin Harris ... is getting his own "electronic music comedy" on HBO, and it's produced by Jay Z and Will Smith.

I think a lot of it is the clip. It seems off to me in the video—especially if I'm actually watching, because the voice just doesn't seem to match the character—but I didn't get that impression when I saw it in the theater. I'm listening to the album version (yay, Spotify!) and I really think it's a quality problem in…

That's how I've been saying it in my head. The point still stands, though.

Best Olympic mascots ever. My family was in Vancouver the summer before the Games, and my sister got a Quatchi because he was just too adorable.

This is why I cover my boobs with Lush dusting powder every morning (and sometimes when I get home from work) in the summer. DC, I love you but your summers are miserable.

I have always considered doing this, but I never have because when I was little my mom told me about a boy who put deodorant all over his body and then died because all of his skin peeled off.

That name, tho. The porn parodies practically write themselves.

I think Belle and Tiana count as princesses because they end up with princes. Also, because Disney's definition of princess is really just "the movie made a lot of money and the girl wears a pretty dress".

Some things should just not be hashtagged.

I've heard so many people talk about this outfit and I just... I just don't understand it.

It's based on a card game. Respond to the black cards with the white ones.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON.

For what it's worth, Kelly, I thought this was a lovely piece (even if we are all sick of Photoshop).

That's awful. I'm so sorry.

I mean, that was a given.

Yeah, he's definitely not being crushed. He's either trying to hang on and be pulled along with her or trying to stop her buy weighing her down.

Every night, a phone call, a voicemail. This message is for Andrew Katbi.

Not as good as pie, but I'll accept it.

Given that they're the sort of friends who give you vagina-themed gifts, I suspect that they'd take exactly what you said just fine.