Every so often I think I should chop all of my hair off. And then I remember my sophomore year of high school and I change my mind. Maybe it was just they way I styled it, but... let's just say it's not necessarily a bad thing that there aren't many pictures of that hair.

It's a plan. If you can't find me, I'll probably be trying to knock a tower of conservative preachers over with a baseball.

Seriously. Where's our damn funnel cake? (And by "funnel cake" I mean "society in which people stop pretending we live in OppositeLand." And also actual funnel cake.)

I did the same thing. You go, Jose. You go.

Alas, I actually had a friend (a 19-year-old, not even a middle-aged white guy!) recommend one of her books on Facebook recently. (I promptly unfriended her.)

I want her hair too. But in a "damn, T-Swift, you stylin'" way, not in an "I want to make a doll that looks just like you to keep me company" way.

I don't have Hollywood stories, but I met Joe Biden on the 10th anniversary of 9/11 by complete chance. (Best possible way to start freshman year.) Does that count?

(I know you're being sincere and polite. But I am in fact remarkably positive about my time in France, even if it doesn't show in this one mildly-bothersome instance that I mentioned only because it happened to be related to the article. Next time there's an article about lunch breaks, I'll be sure to mention how much…

I have no idea how these photos have even been seen, they were simply put on facebook

And you do realize that my saying "I don't understand this" is not the same as saying "France is a stupid country and they should change right now because I, in my infinite wisdom and having been here for a whole two months, say so", right?

I wasn't sure if she did or not, but either way the idea seems very weird to me.

The best part of this article is the idea of Erin working in finance.

If it makes you feel better, I am out of the greys and I still feel that way. Is this a stupid thing to say? Is this joke actually funny? Does anyone actually care about my opinion? Have I been talking too much lately?

I just don't understand why the French feel it necessary to take away an entire day of doing things. Basically every Sunday I go "Oh, I need to get... oh, no, store is closed. I guess I'll go do... no, that's closed too. Maybe I'll... right. Well, fuck, I guess I'm spending the day putzing around online again." Not to…

I Syria what you did there.

Eh, I don't care. Lord knows there are plenty of people who pick up the same prompts/plot starters on the forums. Even if I do use it, mine would probably be totally different then yours.

That line is currently in the running for opening line of this year's NaNoWriMo.

SYRIA!

I don't know. I know when I was young I always dreamed that someday Mr. Perfect would show up on my doorstep with a charming smile and tank of gas, ready to sweep me off my feet.

of course there's Syria, where he promised to bombSyria because in that civil war, Syria was going to bomb Syria,