Ooh, that is better. I think my answer would be the same as before, but it would definitely have to be someone I could at tolerate spending time with.

Better question: would you marry someone you knew you weren't in love with? Because I suspect that a lot of people (like the guy in this piece, really) think they're in love and later realize that really it's just lust/infatuation/wanting to rebel against their parents.

It is actually a real thing. But the way they titled it just sounds ridiculous.

So what I'm getting here is that now I'm going to be disappointed by whoever actually ends up being Wonder Woman and that I should be watching Suits?

Recently I've just been getting ads for bridesmaid dresses. Which is weird, since I think I only have one engaged friend, who I rarely interact with and who has been engaged for 2-3 years now. Does Facebook know something about my friends that I don't?

This was wonderful, Katie, but it makes me want to curl up in a ball because people are being awful all over the place. In addition to the rape that started it all, we also have totally unconnected people—many of whom probably don't support the boys involved at all—being tied to this and other people thinking it's…

Yeah, but that doesn't matter to city folk. Since I moved to DC, I've started referring to my hometown as a "smallish town in semi-rural Oregon" because there were 35,000 people, we were two hours from anything that could remotely be deemed a "city", and I had friends who raised pigs for 4H. I only change my tone when…

While this may actually be a valid criticism of the video, all it has done is make me like Katy Perry more. Seriously, screw you PETA.

It was amazing. It's really a toss-up as to whether the best part of that night was almost losing my virginity or seeing Pirates of Penzance.

My best friend made a cat litter cake for a Halloween party once. IIRC, it involved crumbled up cake and pudding mixed together with tootsie roll turds on top, and it was the nastiest cake I've ever eaten. Between the fact that it looked vaguely like cat litter and the fact that it was squishy and slightly cold, it…

Isn't it great to be able to make difficult long-term goals once and then stick to them for months or years without needing any further motivation? Man, if only everyone was more like you.

Could be worse. I've got one chunk of family that went from addicted to drugs to addicted to God. Go ahead, guess which one was scarier.

I remember recently going with my mom to a Starbucks with a long line so someone was starting orders before the register.

Age: 18

That is one thing I'm really liking about this setup—making the bed is so easy!

I suppose, I just hate having to take off and put on the cover. Making the bed is bad enough as it is.

Related-ish question: do other people use just a bottom sheet? I'm living with a French family right now and they gave me linens, but just a fitted sheet and a duvet (with cover). And a while back I helped a friend make her bed and she put down the fitted sheet, then put the flat sheet over but tucked it in on all…

Based on admittedly limited experience, I'd agree. When I think about my friends who use the term "queer", it's basically my friends who are serious feminists or very active in more than just LG politics. The ones who I can't see using it (or who I've heard scorn it) are the ones who are relatively conservative.

Cool cool cool.

Ah, I see. Well, hopefully I was helpful.