Madison Square Garden is a hideous, stupid monstrosity that replaced a beautiful train station with a soulless monument to consumerism. There are a thousand concert venues already in NYC, but if they wish to rebuild the arena once it is rightly torn down, I hear there's plenty of space in New Jersey.

"I want to be the irregular oval!"

There's no need to fall back on conspiracy theories. We know very well the Church's position on marriage has changed a lot in 2,000 years. In its earliest days, when Christianity was a millennial cult who believed the Second Coming could happen at any moment, many Christians practiced celibate, sexless, marriages (or…

Well your culinary teacher tried his hardest to teach you something about grace, style and execution, but clearly you're just a lazy fucking shithead fuck who can't take the time to respect the craft making process of a motherfucking omelet.

Everyone, make sure you follow Skipperton's advice and stay the fuck away from Skipperton.

You don't even know these people's lives. That girl could've met him 5 minutes before it happened. Damn. Let's not hold assholes accountable, now—they're assholes!

As a member of the French aristocracy, I can assure you that we have been living in fear of this voleuse des bon bons for weeks. To know her reign of terror is at an end—that our precious sweets are once again safe from the rabble—is a relief beyond measure.

Let's hope that their supervisor, Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbutt-andmybuttsmellsandIliketokissmyownbutt gets this all sorted out.

I've been playing phone tag all night, trying to talk to his editor, Amanda Huggenkiss. But I can't find Amanda Huggenkiss. Why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?

No but Ibiza is!

Is Spain the Riza of Europe?

LMAO. Sadly, after reading "Ibiza", it was like a self fulfilling eurotrash prophecy. As I read the article, I could hear the faint beats of late 90's house music.

OMG - Did you guys really just go back and blur out the mouth part of the sex toy in that top image? Really? Is no one working in the editor's office today? Come on.

When you adopt a kid, you must must must consider their ethnicity in the course of your parenting. As a person of color, they will experience micro insults/aggressions, and (likely) outright discrimination as a result of their skin color. Parents MUST be equipped to deal with both.

The discomfort comes from that bi-racial people feel as if they are being fetishized or exotic-fied.

Come to Minnesota! I'll introduce to you the delicacy that is "Chinese donuts" (or don nuts, as one place I go to calls them).

The ability to metabolize lactose throughout one's life would be one. Could probably find others, but beneficial mutations tend to be harder to be photograph.

why do any type of body modification? why pierce your nose? why dye your hair, or get a tattoo?