Hey... Is that dress houndstooth?

Sweet troll, this guy just called you a "cumfart" and said "I'm that ethical."

Sometimes I use milk and sometimes I don't, but I really can't tell the difference.

Oh for God's sake shut up about being a "white middle-class heterosexual male" already and just have the conversation on its own terms. Focus on the part you mentioned before, "dumb luck", because even you, the holy creature that is the heterosexual "middle class" (you are probably a lot closer to upper class than you…

I usually agree, however I have actually been cornered before and had to really seriously consider fighting to make my escape. It was ultimately not necessary. If I could go back and advise my past self to avoid that person entirely, I would. But that is not possible. Avoid dangerous people whenever possible, and try…

oh, right. fuck, sorry, i spaced out and ruined the joke chain. oops.

"Non-existent genitalia"?

Right, well, that's great. But for the rest of us, we have to learn to deal with assholes, sometimes violent and frightening and misogynist male assholes whom we cannot always avoid. At these times, the necessary advice is in physical self-defense and the confidence to use outright aggression to fight back. It will…

Just fucking go with it. Fantasize. Imagine a world without people like this, or at the very least a world in which their short existences end in quick, merciful, and efficient death.

I get what you mean, but regardless of her goofy lies, she has made herself look pretty interesting. Her try-hard narcissism is, somehow, part of the charm. Could you really imagine that image without the accompanying insane, pathetic attitude? If Barbie were a real person, she definitely would have gone through an "I…

Whatever. She's an interesting looking crazy person who seems to be having fun. No more harmful than any other cult, and what would the world be without cults? I like her.

No one is either dominant or submissive unless you insist on viewing reality in terms of dominance and submission.