MyDragonLovesBruce
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MyDragonLovesBruce

I love this car above almost all others, but that's just a crazy price. I'm totally fine with getting a high-mileage body and dropping in a fresh S14 and fresh suspension. It's all about the dynamics of the car - who cares if it's all original or not. I see no reason to pay a premium for that. #bmw

I got pulled over in college after driving a girl home while only wearing a towel. The cop told me to go home and put some clothes on.

What idiot in PR thought it would be a good idea to give this car a name that made people think of the Hindenburg? #maybachzeppelin

Weird. They kinda spun it to make it look like Lutz didn't even drive. #lutzvssiler

All you nay-sayers. What if they really have them? And what if they really know who shot JFK? And what's inside Area 51? #fordraptor

You can pay off the cops in Chile and the ticket goes away, but the shame is eternal on YouTube. #accidents

@racerx: Are you sure? Is your license plate XXXXXX and do you have $19k in fines? #bmw335i

Those are some nice, classic-looking rims... underneath a sexy, swoopy, modern new shape. I like it.

@pauljones: And the E30 M3 with a revamped S14!!!

Not worthy of a picture. I can't wait until I move into a real house.

I HATE THE NEW IMAGE GALLERY!

Wahoo! Maybe they'll make a Saab CCX Wagon (with Top Gear spoiler).