I'm so pissed I can't be a donor...I'm adopted and most places won't accept you without a recorded medical history (for understandable reasons). But I'm not using them...someone else should.

Yay! Glad I could help! Happy Holidays :)

The website is mysterytacklebox.com. I forgot to include it on the OP.

Whoops, I forgot to include the website.

I do subscription boxes for mom and dad every year, it's literally the gift that keeps giving. I did a beer of the month one for him last year, but he only drinks Miller High Life (yeah, I know) so I went back to the outdoorsy ones.

See, I have the opposite problem. Mine is so thick, everything gets stuck in it. Leaves, food, lint. If only it could snag me a single man.

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Haha, I always wished for straight hair. Once I got into my twenties I figured out how to tame and style it, and now I love my frizzy curls. Except on rainy days like today, when it eats my entire face and starts pulling items that aren't firmly attached to the ground into orbit.

I have hair just like Vanessa's, only much longer. I'm also whiter than the driven snow, and have green eyes. Kids picked on me all throughout school, but I never got sent home. They got punished (when they were caught). This is obviously a racially motivated decision on the school's part, and they should be ashamed…

I urge you to go to your local HL and piss all over the flowers. (Send pictures!)

I was just thinking...I wish my tampon strings were that lovely. Then, ew. With my luck the dye would run and I would end up with a permanently blue vagina.

To be fair, if they made a bra with a morphine button on it, I'd be first in line.

Renamed: Mardi Bras!

I thought the same thing! It looks like the bra they stuck me with after my breast reduction, and I don't want to drink anything even remotely resembling my own body waste.

Devon Sawa, my 12 year old heart will always be yours.

Lady in a man's job market, here, and I've dealt with a number of these things. I worked as an EMT for a small local company and can't tell you how many times I walked in to conversations about my breasts, how many times I was asked what my favorite position was, and how many times they suggested I give "sexual…

Um, I couldn't get through your first sentence. Sorry you're a judgemental douche, good luck in life bud.

This is a view of the lumbar spine, the arrows point to where the arachnoiditis has caused the nerves (the white part) to grow together. Hard to find a good image, but those are supposed to expand out and go down, instead the scar tissue has surrounded it and stopped it from receiving neural signals.

It's really dangerous. Scar tissue is very unpredictable, and some people grow it in web-like sections. It's called arachnoiditis, and it literally looks like spiderwebs when you look at it radiologically. It's almost impossible to operate around surgically, and you don't want to damage it because it will just come…