I liked DuJour better:

It's a terrible movie (that I love), but he was so hot and pretty in How to Steal a Million with Audrey Hepburn.

Unrelated: You have the BEST Kinja name evar.

ooooh, bay-flavored jam...

HOW HAS NO ONE STARRED THIS

You think that’s funny, huh?

even if it’s the Unauthorized BCO, I’d give a listen :)

I nominate Samuel L. Jackson to read the collection.

I love this idea. Pinkham, take notice!

TBH, my first thought reading that headline was, “Wait, we’ve got people in jail who can actually create fish? Since fucking when did Azkaban have a prison labor program? Also I thought food-magic was limited to, like, doing stuff with it, and that you couldn’t just create food out of thin air, and...”

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Fatal Attraction: The Next Generation

If this was the plot to a lifetime movie, the twist could be that she’s behind the FIL’s death!

Oh, sweet Jesus...

My husband has inherited his dead father’s stalker.

Hmmmm. I don’t know. I have thoughts about this.

Google alert.

Nope. Backing all the way up.

Damaged people radar. It’s real and very powerful.