YES. THANK YOU. Fassbender as O'Toole, and Jared Harris as his father because let's face it, I hear Richard Harris' voice every time that lovely man speaks.

Reading this, I had two thoughts simultaneously.

It's here because it's part of a Kinja sub-blog attached to Jezebel. In this particular sub-blog, the writer focuses on food and restaurant-related issues. Sometimes it's comedy, sometimes it's serious, but it is always good writing. Now, Jezebel chooses to share the Kitchenette articles to the main blog because it is…

I'm going to do two things: 1) out myself as a vibram buyer, and 2), add that there may be one field where these aren't a total waste.

I hear you. I asked students to write an argumentative paper using facts to support their arguments. I have never seen so many students quote blatantly biased junk sites as gospel fact. They don't understand the difference between a credible source and a worthless one. If it's on the Internet, it must be true!

After watching this, I am convinced that cats are the lone warriors trying to protect our world from an unseen force which only they can see, which attempts to enter our world through tissue box portals.

I think it's because those are the only reference points they have for both the history of slavery AND the civil rights movement.

Oh, wow, I actually remember that. I think I know too much about Local Nudes.

Surprisingly, no (I'm assuming ATX means Austin)?

GHOSTWRITER CROSSOVER!!!

The day she makes a Tomes and Talismans reference is the day we all go home and reminisce fondly about the day the Web was won.

THAT'S WHY THE SEQUELS WERE NEVER THE SAME!!!

Not just a vocation, a position that comes with minor celebrity status Just think, your obituary would be paired with nostalgic editorials reminiscing of your naked exploits over the years. Seriously, when he died it was like we all realized that at one time or another, we'd all seen him. His inappropriate nudity…

Lindy, you were already special. But your love for Ghostwriter proves that your greatness knows no bounds.

V.C. Andrews could be at the center of their love triangle. And then in the inevitable sequels, it will be revealed that Pike was being manipulated all along! That the true villains are James Patterson and other mystery writers, maybe Stephen King (it goes all the way TO THE TOP) trying to cash in on the soapy YA…

My relatives had come down to visit so my mom and I took them to eat. They voted Olive Garden, so, okay, we get a long table by the windows. I'm facing the window (I'm also 15), and I see a man on a bicycle park his bicycle right outside the window. He gets off of the bike and proceeds to begin undressing. He's…

One of my best friends is a para rescuer in the Air Force, and he loathes Bear Gryllis at a level difficult to describe. It's so much fun to just mention his name over dinner and watch my friend explode about how it should be the "Hi, I'm Bear Gryllis, A Fucking Idiot Who's Going to go Do Everything Wrong and…

Comic Sans unabashedly campaigned against the 'injustice' of Roe vs. Wade. Comic Neue doesn't want to take away your rights, just wants to enshrine a million loopholes in the law to do just that. At least Comic Sans was honest. Comic Neue is just a douchecanoe.

Indeed! My school did a flapper theme, which meant the usual horrible dresses with lots of headbands and necklaces as headbands. And then in walks this little girl who has totally nailed the 40s hair, Peggy Carter style, in a cute black dress with gloves. I didnt even care that she went with the wrong decade. She…

I have two, work related but I'll go for it.