Thanks, Jez. Now not only do I have "Love Will Keep Us Together" stuck in my head, but based on that picture I think that man wants to eat my soul. The EYES.

I needed this in my life right now.

Can we just give you an award for that comment now?

Oh, I imagine you'll get plenty of opinions on that subject. People are always happy to tell you what you'll regret doing or not doing. I didn't have my bridal party walk back down the aisle after the wedding was completed, and people tried to talk me out of that, out of having an outdoor wedding, out of having a…

Yep! At first I thought about taking them off but they turned out pretty good.

My mom made this for me in white charmeuse. Just imagine it without the flowers on the shoulders.

I think the statement that it's a war on the working poor is the most accurate here. Regardless of what gender stereotypes we may apply to the haves and the have-nots — which really depends on where you are, sometimes — the essential point is that our economy has caused some serious shifts, and one of the biggest is…

Oh, man, that feels worse.

S-shape isn't exactly new, is it?

I think I'm having a Moment. I feel like I am missing...everything.

.... Blue Ivy's hair is unkempt and wild?

You called?

There is many a hot, hot man on this list. And the comments has pretty well covered the ones who were sadly missed on this list (Michael Caine, aHEM).

Could he have some kind of sleeping / chronic fatigue disorder? Or is he just a chronic exaggerator?

Could he have some kind of sleeping / chronic fatigue disorder? Or is he just a chronic exaggerator?

You have the best username of all time.

Well, hell, since we're going all out, we should establish a THIRD Vatican of Sexy and have a Sexy Triumvirate. Cumberbatch, Hiddleston, and Elba — all hail!!!

I am now so, so depressed. Peter O'Toole was superlative. I feel like I did the day Richard Harris died, too. Like something beautiful from my childhood was gone. Even though, logically, I know it wasn't, really...

Is it ridiculous that I had a similar thought?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh see reading comprehension fail. At first I was confused when I read your comment, and then I thought that you were posing a hypothetical to get us all to question our biases. As in, "If this weren't coming from Fox News and framed in typical alarmist fashion, would we still have a problem with it?"…