Hey, massage therapist here. You used a roller on it, but have you tried working the insertion points? (Knee and above ankle) I bet you've got a ton of sensitivity coming from there, and if you can release it, the muscle belly may relax a bit.

Sure thing — I'll email you in a couple of hours and talk all details :)

Hey VioletsAreBlue12, tossing my name in for consideration. I've been a ghostwriter, a communications manager, a blogger, a college newspaper copy editor and have been writing journalism copy since HS. I work part time so I would have the time you probably don't, and TBH writing is the easiest thing in the world for…

I feel like this is my mother-in-law's type of logic : "hand holding is a gateway to fornication!"

I was actually just about to point out how it kind of drives me crazy that the thing to do now if you get pregnant is to pose nude on a magazine cover. Photoshopped, of course, can't have any unsightly stretch marks. But it almost feels like they're trying to say "Hey, I'm still sexy even though I'm pregnant, look,…

WHY ARE ALL THE STORIES TODAY SO HORRIBLE??

I don't know what freaks me out more — this story, or that graphic. That'll haunt my dreams tonight, for sure.

Taken out of context, just scanning the headlines... that is so incredibly dysfunctional.

Have YOU read Hogwarts, A History? No? STUPEFY!

We discussed in some of my linguistics classes why certain words became profane. In English, most of our swear words are short, hard, Germanic words, which indicates that they are rather old words, though they have evolved somewhat (vowel shifts and so forth).

I sometimes wonder if this principle applies across the board. Say you work in a grocery store or a liquor store. Will you refuse to sell alcohol to people who you see buying mass amounts, since they are drinking to excess and being given over to much wine, which the Bible speaks against?

I could get behind that — he'd be awesome!

As soon as I saw this, all I could think was PLEASE LET CHRIS PINE BE ONE OF THE PRINCES, HOW PERFECT WOULD THAT BE.

THANK YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT.

Because sloths make EVERYTHING BETTER. Especially this little dude, who KNOWS he has got it going on.

Glad I wasn't the only one.

Clearly, no one actually intends for her to USE that cutting torch. Unless they also intend for her to end up with a burned stomach and boobs from hot slag.

Oh my god, you know this is going to happen within WEEKS.

What the hell is this even about?

Damn right, Disney! Merida is THE BEST PRINCESS EVER. She's the girl I always wanted to be growing up. DO NOT MESS WITH HER SHE WILL ARROW YOU STRAIGHT IN THE GENDER ROLES.