As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

YEAST MODE!

He was going for 69, but got tired of standing on his head.

If you were to substitute "Record deal" for "iTunes," I bet this is eerily similar to an early, collective Christmas list of the Jackson 5.

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

When I was younger that story made me sad to be a leafs fan. Now that I'm older, the leafs make me sad to be a leafs fan.

In spite of some denial from radical politicians, NY CFC has been warming taxpayers to the idea.

I didn't bother to check the score, but is it possible the refs on the game just needed an excuse to cover the spread, like in the real NBA?

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

Eh, it's only a Cardinals game.

the most likely scenario sees the Titans being put up for sale.

Hockey has outgrown fighting. It is not integral to the game. It WAS a way to police on ice, but in present day it no longer exists to deter other players. It's a sideshow at best employing marginal (and that's being kind) hockey talents who happen to be big and can throw a punch on skates.

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The entire holiday period is going to suck for the whole family— no one is getting anything for Xmas besides blankets.

Recounting the break-in, and talking about the gun that Carson was carrying, is a shitty move by Bushkin. Everyone has their moments of weakness, but shouldn't they be taken within context instead of spilled out in a tell-all book? It's unfair to think that Johnny Carson's name could now be associated with something…