I'm pretty sure your last sentence is the answer to most kinds of happiness.

Poutine has fries, cheese curds, and gravy, and then anything else you want on top (or nothing more if you like). Curds are crucial - the point is that they go soft and gooey, but still retain some of their bulk. You should have to (very easily) bite through the cheese in places. So disco fries are like poutine's…

The most delicious mashed potatoes are found in restaurants. Because home chefs tend to freak out when they realize that they're supposed to add an equivalent amount of butter to the potatoes (by weight) to make them taste like they do in restaurants.

The worst thing about Nick Jr. is that they made all the shows the length they'd be if they had ads cut in, but the ads aren't there since it's a channel for toddlers and parents would rightfully get pissed. So instead they pop a song from this horrid piece of shit show onto the end of other shows, and my Tivo picks…

I've got a gas grill and a smoker (both Webers). Used to love having a charcoal grill but kids need to eat when they need to eat on a weeknight, and even with a chimney starter I find it a lot quicker to deliver on a gas grill.

That's not quite true - they kept the façades of two walls but that's it. Nothing remains of the actual Canada Post building structure.