Oh my God, Alex and her crazy faces! I kind of miss her, weirdly enough.

That Grey Gardens storyline was amazing...

#TeamNoOne

#FakeNews #AlternativeGeography

Spears arrived in Israel on Sunday, coming from her tour in Asia.

Yo, Amal, I’m really happy for you. and I’mma let you finish. But Beyonce is having the best twins of all time!

I’m picturing my dad when he was 56 and I was 20. He needed a solid two hour nap in the middle of the day at that age, plus went to bed at 8 pm.

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

Totally understand. I currently feel that way about RHONY. It’s boring, and I am regretting investing as much time as I already have into this season. I’m too far in to give it up.

I’ve already decided I’m out. Keeping Kelly, bringing back the boring Lydia, and no FancyPants = crossing it off my watch list.

Eh, I’m not mad at the Kardashians for being upset at Caitlyn here. Long before Caitlyn and Kris broke up, there were numerous things on for years about how Caitlyn (then Bruce) basically spent herself into near bankruptcy on stupid stuff. Even Caitlyn talked about this openly—- specifically how Kris basically saved…

This is the single greatest conversation in Bachelor history.

How could I forget that he’s also a model. He’s got a lot of irons in the fire, yet none of them seem to be hot.

For me, this has a similar appeal to that of Vanderpump Rules: I get a certain satisfaction from watching people around my age who don’t have their shit entirely together, although they should. I pretty much have my act together, and yet this somehow makes me feel a little better about myself. The other joy is a…

And an aspiring model, let’s not forget! :D

You left out the best thing about Landon - that she went to a pitch meeting for her website WITHOUT BUILDING A WEBSITE. Sis just walked in with some “ideas”on paper and thought that would cut it.

What a pretty kitty with such excellent taste in blankets.

Only one of my cats loves me. And she loves me more than anyone else on earth.

The other two are in the 37% and are merely sitting around waiting for me to die so they can feast upon my entrails.