fuck you and your cauliflower ear, trash human.

Breakfast with their wives, dinner with their mistresses, and cocktails with their boyfriends?

He misspoke, He meant to say all GOP congressmen are at home waiting for their Stepford wives to make them breakfast then give them a small kiss on the cheek and off to the office, while the wife cleans her pearls counting the minutes until their king get home. Dickbag Republicans

If the President thought he needed to investigate himself he would vote 1-0 to pass a law to have an investigation and then he would sign that law and then he would appeal it to the Supreme President and then he would rule it was super-Constitutional. How can people not understand that?

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

While this certainly fits with the nationalist tone of our new administation, I just want to be “that guy” and point out that this exact same bill has been introduced to every new Congress for the last 20 years. We all need to be alert, but this may not be the harbinger of doom that it appears to be at first glance.

I sometimes reply to stupid/pointless comments with equal stupidity/pointlessness. It’s a weakness I’m not proud of.

Looks like someone has #goalz of their own!

I know pretty much nothing about these two, but after these clips I kind of love them.

They are all dead, because they were made of cheese and in America. I’m sure we’ve melted them all down and poured them over something like chips or broccoli, because America.

Or goose husband.

If the boy had any decency, he’d date a woman descended from the noble and ancient race of cheese-curds.

Jay Cutler is good a being on boats. Good at taking pictures, and I assume, good at boning his wife.

On the Rose Pricks (Bachelor) podcast, they dubbed Jordan “Hairon Rogers.” I can’t think of him as anything else now.

I have a close friend who chose his husband over his homophobic Trump voting batshit family. Unfortunately, he’s not a quarterback for an NFL team so he’s not getting any press.

I swear if this site starts another 500 days of Kristen, imma puke.

I know, I still can’t believe The Soup had to be cancelled over this garbage!

If anyone else is watching the bachelor, I need emotional support to handle Corinne and my mom doesn’t swear and my friends don’t watch so: