Drake absolutely does not know better. Countdown to the first Ode to Nicki.

You mean the dickmatism.

I never understood why she stayed with this fool all this time. She stuck thru him while the whole world clowned him. She even stayed after she saw this...

Wonder if he’s got anyone chained to the walls!

I forgot about Cedric!! I wonder if Lisa’s had him killed yet, or if she’s still biding her time.

He’s her Cedric.

Dearest Angelina, DO go on!

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

Am I part of the problem if I suggest that they may be a dot on the Venn diagram of substance abuse issues, lack of quality higher education, and admiring Trump?

Check his pockets for stolen shades and rhinoplasty bills. That’s how you know you’ve spotted the North American Jax in the wild.

I think it wouldn’t be weird if I didn’t think him and rihana were getting married a month ago.

No. It’s going to be a mess of the highest order. She’s in love with love and while he thinks he wants a woman who is his better or equal, what he really wants are strippers and Instagram girls to tell hims he’s pretty and smart 24/7. We’re going to have to endure emo drake songs about jlo in 2017

“the Beard and Smudge”

Katie and ‘her truth’...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s amazing. She’s like that one friend who’s always been a borderline bitch, but has enough nice moments that you don’t think she’s really ‘that bad’ and then she gets engaged. All of a sudden everything is about her ‘wedding year’ and anything she can slide in…

People actually watch their show? This world baffles me.

RAIDER NATION REPRESENT!

I want her and John Oliver to be my real family.