I just started watching Vanderpump Rules and I admit, I think Jax is def bae (or at least, the most bae out of all the men on that show).

The Ted Cruz of x games?

I never thought I would see the day when Brad Pitt was single and George Clooney was married. These are strange days.

Especially when it comes to disputes over land.

Apply ice directly to the burn

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.

I can barely tell you what that show is about because I’m just watching him talk and run shirtless

He’s so fucking hot. I watched two seasons of The Leftovers not knowing Aniston was hitting that. Girl’s doing just fine.

Shit I’m just happy being able to look at Justin Thoreaux so I’m sure she’s fine

Shit, does he have the same dealer as Dorinda?

I’ll take “Gakked out of his tits” for $800, Alex.

How bad is it for Trump tonight? Here is a tweet from arch-conservative message maker Frank Luntz’s focus group:

Okay: your husband had an affair and it produced a child? And his mother has the mistress and the child live with her?!? Are you still married to him? Doesn’t it mean you and he and YOUR child can’t ever go to her house? I have so many questions.

That mother-in-law came in hot, downright chomping at the bit to be AWFUL. Love Shannon, hate Shannon to have in laws spewing that kind of vitriol, to perfect strangers and on camera, is damn near unforgivable.

So once upon a time, there was a website named Gawker that liked to make concrete statements about people while attributing the info behind them to “anonymous sources...”

Travolta and Douglas come to mind as seeming family men who’d be considered a list and have had rumors swirl about their conduct.

Does Kelly have her lips tattooed with color? How does she keep that lipstick on through dune buggy crashes and all the aftermath? I can’t even keep my lipstick on when I am eating lunch.

Can Dr. Luke just get hit by a bus already so we can be done with this?

Thanks for proving her point, Luntz.