Oh christ I must be way older and more boring than I thought I was, I had no idea baby bottles were used for anything illicit or untoward.

she alleges that Fabian argued that the length of the assault was justified because he, “thought it was reasonable for [the accused] to penetrate you for a few more minutes if he was going to finish.”

LOL, I can’t even describe it. I just have this fixation with her, I truly do. The rest of them can fuck off, but Kim just cracks me up.

I am here for Kim and always have been. She is incredibly smart, intuitive, business-savvy, and, above all else, petty. I love it. I have been watching her for years because she is simply amazing and catty. She gave us the takedown of the decade, I still cackle with glee when I think about how stupid Taylor looked.…

I thought it was Drake’s lesser known, Toronto-based DJ who is named Future the Prince, and not the Atlanta-based rapper named Future.

Her family should sue him for wrongful death

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

I would think “Urinator”.

Vanity Fair Confidential’s episode about Lou Pearlman was crazy. He scammed investors his entire career. One of his scams included blimps

What’s the Sandbar? I don’t get it. I don’t picnic. Where would I sit? Sandbar?

The best part is that as she speaks, she makes faces and hand gestures that outwardly look like she must be over-enunciating and then you hear it and it is verbal oatmeal.

I don’t know about you, but I’m all hopped up on LIFE following Wednesday night’s Real Housewives of New York

Dammit. Now I gotta watch Dr Phil.

You can’t understand human fascination with unsolved mysteries?

Rightly or wrongly, people love whodunnits and true crime in general.

so here for this. this was the case that got me into true crime

They should team up with CNN’s dogged coverage and call it Where All The White Women At

Reminds me of the standard advice following a breakup to “get in touch with old friends”. Because of course the old friends are always on standby to support your ass, it’s not like they would have moved on or anything.

It’s not that you have a band at age 37. That’s great man, everyone loves music, right? Its not that you play Oasis covers. Ok, its partly that. Its that you think that it is somehow novel and interesting that your life is an all-consuming train wreck and people-who-want-to-have-people-that-love-them-when-they…

On the other side of this issue: I have actively removed everyone from my life who pulls this sort of shit.