How old are you?

everything

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Frailty was SO GOOD! So underrated.

This is the movie that made me fall in love with Marky Mark. He was so creepy and so HOT at the same time in this movie.

Saw this movie in the theater and still not sorry about it.

If you are over 15 it’s too late for you to watch this for the first time.

Summoning farts:

I’ve never been able to—I also can’t burp on command, which apparently everyone can do

I can't. I mean, if I've been holding in a fart, I can choose when to let it out, but I definitely can't like... Summon a fart.

Who watched Southern Charm?

You do you, boo. Don’t worry about what others do in their life that doesn’t affect you.

The first few seasons of Beverly Hills are almost surreally good. NYC is the all-time MVP. I'm super jealous of the journey you're about to take.

I always think of this vid:

except the last PS, cause that’s Peaches.

Heigl is doing kitty litter commercials now, have you seen?

More worrying, did someone think that carpet pattern matched the stone-effect walls?

Okay, real question time, because this has always been one of my worst nightmares: has anyone been out in public with their dad/step-dad and had someone assume you were their SO instead of their child?

*please pull through*

One thing I will say for her...at least she’s not pretending like she eats cheeseburgers and fries all the time when she doesn’t. I enjoy the honesty, even if it is depressing as hell.