A million stars for the Finkle-Einhorn reference.

I’m hoping for a Finkle-Einhorn scenario where we learn Shelly *is* David, haven killed the real David Miscavige years ago and quietly assumed his throne.

Is there any presidential candidate right now saying they’d look at revoking Scientology’s charitable status? I mean, if there was ever a bi-partisan issue...

I stopped at “Gucci”.

Crying and clapping!

Chrissy’s response:

The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.

He might cast a shadow, but she is a master of wielding shade.

Oh God. How many times do you think Ben made her watch each Matt Damon movie?

Yeah, I hitched my wagon to that particular star for about 10 years. Then realized he was also emotionally manipulative, a gaslighter, and a straight up abuser. Sooooo, I got OUT.

ahahahahahaha what is this fight scene.

“‘When his sun shines on you, you feel it.’ But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.”

When that room is empty, yes.

She dropped “Bless his heart.”

When shortening the word “until” in writing, it’s “’til,” not “till.” There’s only one L in the word.

And FYI: No woman needs to justify to anyone why she chose to have an abortion. Obviously she did what was best for her. End of discussion.

Same. Oh I have an opinion but I’d prefer to just star someone else, enjoy the exchange, and let them deal with all the pissed off replies. Been there, done that.

I hate when I get here before the other commenters...