Oh. no. Love is dead.

The fact that a practicing oncologist frequents this neighborhood and maybe even watches the same hideous trash tv I do really validates my chosen timewasters.

I’ve always stuck with BH and NYC - do I need to marathon OC? Because this is the kind of crazy that makes the Housewives shows worth watching.

As a practicing oncologist, the statement “he begins by announcing that his cancer is down from ‘stage three to stage two’” is a huge red flag. Staging is done up-front at diagnosis and is never re-evaluated or changed during treatment. You can be cured or die from both stage II and III non-Hodgkins lymphoma, but your…

It is my favorite season to this day.

I loved that season.

“Andre, take me to Red Lobster.”

This was actually my face as I was reading about Taylor Swift and Adam Calvin:

I think that’s police code for being an insufferable asshole while drunk.

i GENUINELY did not know you could get arrested for public intox in Austin

Is it the dancing or the Botox, though?

and most importantly: aisle gets the aisle armrest; window gets the window armrest; middle gets both middle armrests. You either get an aisle to stretch a leg into, a window to lean against, or two armrests. Never two of these.

I’m making contributions in the names of the people I argued with over the videos and defunding.

All Tyga and Kylie want to do is double date with Chris Brown and Rihanna.