Also I just uploaded a clearer version because I care.

For future reference, I would never ever ever give Sandra Bullock demon eyes.

This was magnificent. Never change, Bobby Finger.

Seriously, sometimes it feels like most fashion designers dislike women and would rather just design for clothes hangers and mannequins.

Oh well, Khosara sara.

I am an old. I only knew two of them - Douchebag Trump and Anne Hathaway’s eyebrows.

I got 2/10 and I guessed on one of those.
I am not embarrassed by this.

Surprising everyone, my fiance got me a basic-bitch diamond ring. And, surprising everyone, I LOVE IT. It is the first diamond I’ve ever owned. It is petite and sparkly and makes little rainbow flurries in the sunlight. It is like a chunk of ice from my wintry homeland and reminds me of how the snow sparkles in the…

Don’t bother, this season has been a mess. The few highlights:

This gif is never wrong.

RIGHT? Holy shit Paul’s entire scene leading up to his death was so amazing, but then it was intercut with that silliness. I actually thought he was going to make it out. In fact, I would argue that he SHOULD have b/c James Frain came out of nowhere at the end. How did he know to be there? Like actually how did he get…

So, who is going to cc the fine people at North Face to get their cease and desist form letter ready?

Yeah, Ani and Ray boning made no sense. Also the lead up to that WAS SO FUCKING LONG OMG. They just kept staring at each other and I was like, “OMG please just fuck already, I’m bored, and I’m concerned about Taylor Kitsch.”

I still think Meek’s shit was better than Drake’s TWO pathetic tracks, esp the first one which, again, was the literal worst high-profile diss track in the history of rap music!! ANYWAY gonna dig out my Joey Jihad v. Meek Millz freestyle MP3 deep cuts now....

Every fucking thing about this gave me the full body spasms of horror.