I started reading a Goosebumps book and was like, "This shit is not scary." Then went back to my sister's Fear Street collection. Fear Street > Goosebumps

I'd like Gene Simmons to quit depending on oxygen.

You know, I'm beginning to suspect that Dr. Luke might not even be a real doctor.

Can someone register SandwichSecrets.com or something and start listing benign information about Jimmy John's?

The next time someone calls you a nazi for being a feminist, refer them to the Wikipedia article about the role of women in Nazi Germany and then tell them to shut their motherfucking piehole.

they could call it Orange is the New Jersey.

I was JUST describing this video to my boyfriend. It's one of those videos that got stuck in my head and has NEVER LEFT.

Jas and Ness Rose... Amber Rose... Peter Rose-nberg... all connected, you see? WAKE UP AMERICA.

I have actually been a little concerned at times that Jack Donaghy and Ron Swanson, while amazing characters, might give people a skewed idea of what Republicans are like and encourage them to associate with them.

and classy too! not a farmer.

"I would date a Republican if he were exactly like Jack Donaghey in looks, wealth, and temperament."

Dibs on the dark lord

A friend just mentioned how her boyfriend calls her "my lady" and it makes her feel more special than ever before.

Methinks you're being too hard on "libations" and (far) too soft on "m'lady."

"God no, stalkers have balls".

Have you seen this? Perfection.

I know why. Mayer has a reputation of being a narcissistic douchebag. J-Law seems way too good for him.

YEAH SINGLE PEOPLE FOR THE WIN!!*

Shhhhh. Bitsy might hear you.

I like Wallace, if only because Paulson playing her gets her 2 degrees from Deadwood, aka, best underrated show eva.