from here on instead of telling people I'm in a long term relationship I'm just going to say "been lookin at the same dick for a while now."
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You know it's bad when it says NSFW and I'm all, "Fuck it."
like how do you not watch a penis video
Here are some that you ladies probably don't know about us guys:
As I scrolled down, all I saw were the words "I just came here" and Michael Jackson's face. The bottom words were cut off.... "ewwwwww" was my thought.
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I am not Nikki's target demographic, but Chuck Creekmur's faux concern makes me want to buy Anaconda out of nothing but pure fucking spite.
Get it, Nikki.
No, I'm dead serious. What are the strides we've made since 1994 that are the issue here? How specifically is an internet article mocking a product that seeks to shame women for the natural way their body looks affecting our progress?
Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.
Sorry, this is my picture, is this a problem?
That's only because - as a bear, naturally - naked humans are at there most vulnerable and edible state to you. With no clothing or means of defense, you could just walk up to us and swipe off the juiciest and fattest parts and waltz away before we even figured out that we were mortally wounded. We're all walking…
I connect with this image on more of an emotional level though. Like in the same way I did when I was working as a nanny for this one family. They had a two year old boy with big blue eyes who was absolutely wonderful but would constantly beg me to pick him up ("Uppy! UPPY!!"). It always reminded me of someone when he…
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I want more girls to this!
So accurate. I literally feel my rectum pucker when I see her.
Damn, apt quote. And, I miss that band.
WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW
I'm more than just a little curious how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead.
it's the champagne of venereal diseases.