Thank you!!!! I'm so excited 🤗

And why am I always grey? I'm not a weirdo. Let me in your club! 🤓

I was floored to see she got rid of Luke. What the hell?! Have I been watching a different show? I didn’t get vibes from Robby or Chase and had no idea why they were there so long. I suck at the Bachelor(ette) predictions- I have yet to ever get one right. And Jordan is an opportunistic liar, Joelle. Wake up.

What's his username?!?!

Why I’m a 34 year old woman who is completely enthralled by this ridiculousness is beyond me but pass the popcorn!! Additionally- the tweets all night were HILARIOUS! I’d rather laugh about this and Colbert crashing the RNC than continue to see people getting shot at and the world engulfed in flames. Thanks for the…

So we finally get to meet the real Luann that cast members have been hinting at for years! We got a glimpse last season with “be cool” but this season is on another level. What a MESS. I’m loving it. *shoves more boom chicka pop in face*

And what if I gym but don't want a meathead?

God. I’m going through a divorce now and the dating app life plus what I’ve read on here about said dating apps has me really terrified and exhausted just thinking about it. Ugh. No.

Love that garnier blur!!!

To give people like me with no cheekbones the illusion of cheekbones. That's the only reason I do it. Also, to define a jawline.

Middle fingers up. Tell him, boy bye. ✌🏼️

Six inch heels!!!!

What has she been doing? 😮

The real travesty here is the fact that the album is only available on Tidal. What a joke. Jay- no one wants tidal. Stop trying to make us get it. NO.

I loved this movie while growing up!!! NICOLE 4 EVA!!!

Beverly Hills, Atlanta, New York and Orange County are my faves!!! Enjoy the binge!

What's wrong with tomatoes though? Even body builders limit tomatoes. I don't get it.

I still don’t even understand what this is about.... I couldn’t hear anything until Clinton was like “Ok byeeeeee”

All the love, Kesha. 😘

This is bullshit.