So much of this!!! Please girl, get your balls (ovaries) back and slay that whiny little baby!

Can't. Stop. Listening. Ugghhhhhh she's the baddest bitch EVER!! Queen bee SERVE!!!!!! Love love love!!!!

While it wasn’t filmed per se, I read on the TMZ’s that they were drinking “purple drank” and that’s what the whole “intervention” was about with that one expert the sisters and kris had a meeting with. I believe this purple drank come directly from Lamar and rob hanging out. I need to also- get a life. Signed- bored…

I was thinking the same thing!!!

Some guys even have pregnant woman fetishes. I knew one. I wonder if said conference stalker had the same proclivity.

I’m not sure if this relates, but one time I was talking to a fella I found attractive. We were having some fun bar chat about his shirt (Hawaiian style with skulls on fire) and hitting it off. It was all going well until his friend yelled “why are you talking to her, she’s bigger than I am!” Right in front of him.…

Lies. Do people forget that they were on film before? Years before? We saw her refusing to gain weight to get pregnant. Bill was encouraging her to change her diet and gain weight and she gave a response of silence. Also, I loved me some Britney Murphy, rest in peace, but she said the “high metabolism” thing too when…

I totally agree! I think I'm really pretty actually but I NEVER get compliments and rarely get hit on. What the hell? one time my now ex boyfriends girl friend said I was "weird pretty" whatever that means.

Not to toot my own horn (beep beep) but I'm an attractive woman who has been a gym member at numerous gyms since high school and have never been hit on. I've been stared at, but my "cunt face" (bitch face is still too nice. I'm straight Nurse Ratchet) keeps the dudes at bay.

I sure as fuck never will!

I can't get Into this season at all. Chris has all the personality of a door knob and the women being extra cray isn't helping at all. It's making it all worse somehow. It's like rock of love but without the rock.

Destiny's Child also did back for Silk tha Shocka "just be straight wit me" in the 90's. Now I have to find the video and see if they're in it!

it says SNL at the bottom right of the gif.

The number 2 story had me rolling! Oh my god. "Leaking canoe of emulsified dick-meats" LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

I would have filed an assault charge immediately if someone threw a chicken at me. Oh. My. God. I would have taken his picture and called the cops while looking right at him. What an asshole.

my crush of the 80's and was Vince Neil. Gosh he was fwiiiiiiine. Pink lipstick, aquanet and all. I used to pretend I was married to him and cooked him pretend breakfast when I was like 8. #HotProbs

lol!! "On the fucking jezebel?!"

Brilliant. I actually recently dated a lawyer that kept calling me "m'lady" and I wanted to bathe in bleach every time I heard it. STOP. IT.

you simply must try Nuts n' more "toffee" peanut butter. Dip sliced apples in it. Thank me later. Promise.

Megan McCain would be a good choice. Conservative but not completely bonkers.