If Breaking Bad has taught us anything, it's that anybody named Skyler is human garbage.

[removes human suit]

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Maybe if they make a movie they can un-kill Tara. Why no, no I'm not still bitter about. Not at all. Nope.

I totally read this as "unicron of the sea"

=(.

Well, first, Jareth should partake in the sweet tea and / or cookies.

What is this dismiss button I'm hearing so much about? Is it an "authors" thing or am I not aware of it because I'm still relegated to the grays.

I would say this man belongs getting some kind of mandatory treatment in a psychiatric facility rather than in jail, but this is some scary stuff, and I feel incredibly sorry for his victim for having to be frightened for the last 20 years.

“He fell in love and didn’t seem to be able to get over it,” his mother said. “The girl of his dreams became a nightmare.”

Because del toro liked Portal and because he could. That was the reason why.

No, I'm not kidding that's exactly the reason why. And I'm fine with that.

The fetus is like their team mascot. It's all over their branding now.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

This reminds me of the time I made a placard that said, "How many children have YOU adopted?" and stood next to the PP protestors here. They don't like it when you ask them that question.


Can we get a bill that requires men seeking viagra prescriptions to watch a 3 hour video about abstinence?

It should be noted, that that intern Olivia Nuzzy is hot as hell.

If you're a Castlevania fan on the fence about this game, you can't go wrong. It's pretty good for a 3D Castlevania game and I also enjoyed the 3DS sequel as well (Mirror of Fate). I'm highly looking forward to LoS2 later this year.

"Bounce on my thick soldier cock." I hope that guy goes into marketing after his service.

I dont have a gif but does anyone else remember Star Tropics? That had some great moment in it and then ending in GIF form would be worth it. I mean, come on, you fight people with a yoyo and the first boss battle with the snake is still one of my stupid favorite memories from childhood gaming.